Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Who is the Mole? Double Trouble Profiles

Let's get things started, shall we? *Cheeky comments in brackets are Ms. Hawkins' editorial remarks just for the hey of it.
Mole Suspect #1 TT (left)
Favourite sport: soccer
Hobbies: soccer
Favourite celebrity: all (does that include Justin Bieber? Just asking.)
A talent I have is: dance (Now the truth comes out)
My pet peeve is: (Somebody in our class. Now now. Play fair.)
I hate eating: beans
My favourite food is: T-bone (I'm thinking you mean steak, not legendary producer T-bone Burnett.)
My dream job is: ?
I hate it when: people bother me.
I have: 0 brothers and 3 sisters.
I can be trusted at all times.
I have a nickname. It is T.T. (Thanks. TT for now!)

Mole Suspect #2 JP (right)
Favourite sport: soccer
Hobbies: video games
Favourite celebrity (It looks like Becam, but I have no idea who this is. JP see me for clarification)
A talent I have is: running (Yes, especially down the hall in front of the office during the Mole finale, getting Ms. Hawkins in hot water... Thanks).
My pet peeve is: my sister (But she's so cute and sweet! She'll have the last say.)
I hate eating: zucchini (even roasted and served with a t-bone steak?)
My favourite food is: Post (the cereal, I take it. Not a wooden beam)
My dream job is: being a soccer player (David Beckham is soooooo nineties)
I hate it when: my sister bugs me (But she's soooo cute and she always says "hi" to me)
I have 0 brothers and 1 sister
I can be trusted at all times
I do have a nickname. It is Perri the platypus (Really. I had no idea.You must have Fairly Odd Parents. I know, wrong show. We've got Bell ExpressVu)

Mole Suspect #3 MR (In bossy pose)
Favourite Sport: soccer (Again! I thought we had a class of water polo enthusiasts)
Favourite celebrity: Avril Lavigne (Why'da have to go and make things so complicated?)
A talent I have is: skipping (And bossing people around. Hey, she's the first to admit it)
My pet peeve is: people who chew with their mouth open (Amen!)
I hate eating: carrots (more for the bunnies)
My favourite food is (wait for it): waffles.
My dream job is: being a teacher (wait until you find yourself writing 31 report cards three times a year, plus comments for the French class you teach English to. Not that I'm complaining. Still...)
I hate it when somebody doesn't like waffles (Let go of that anger. It's eating you up inside. Let it go!)
I have 1 brother and 4 sisters (We need more testosterone!)
I can be trusted at all times.
I have a nickname. It is Meggypants. (Are Meggypants more casual or professional?)

Mole Suspect #4 MW (the court jester of Jump Rope for Heart Day)
My favourte sport: baseball (Finally, something different. Water polo must surely be coming next)
Hobbies: baseball and blogging (and having his picture taken)
Favourite celebrity: Eddie Van Halen (Before the Icelandic volcano, there was Van Halen's Eruption. You just can't argue with the facts.)
A talent I have is: guitar (Hammer of the gods...)
My pet peeve is: My brother Colin (What's with you mean older siblings? Colin's such a great kid and he always says hello. Be nice to your brother. Yeah, yeah I know. "Don't be fooled by that cute little brother routine. He gets me in trouble all the time.")
I hate eating: seafood
My favourite food is: lasagna
My dream job is: archeologist (maybe you can discover a tomb in ancient Egypt and celebrate by rocking out in a crypt)
I hate it when: People go crazy.
I have 1 brother and 0 sisters.
I cannot be trusted at all times (True. I mean, you were the last Mole. Does your honesty about your dishonesty make you more honest than a dishonest person who claims to be honest? Honestly!)
I do have a nickname. It is (looks like) do White

Mole Suspect #5 AP (left)
Favourite sport: soccer (Darn you world's most popular sport!)
Hobbies: art, drawing, math (you're going to love what I have planned for 3-D geometry. It all comes together)
Favourite Celebrity: Selena Gomez (Was she a High School Musical person? I'm so old and out of the loop)
A talent I have is: dancing (Jai ho!)
My pet peeve is: my driver (Just be grateful you have a driver. I have to bike miles to get home, fighting killer bees and falling into moon crater-sized potholes.)
I hate eating: burnt food (Do you ever find yourself scraping char off burnt toast and asking yourself, "What's the meaning of life?")
My favourite food is: sweets
My dream job is: fashion designer (Will Fashion TV's Jeanne Becker still be around to fawn over you?)
I hate it when I have to: give up my dreams (Never!)
I have 2 brothers and 0 sisters. (Really? I never knew that you had an extra brother)
I can be trusted at all times.
I do have a nickname. It is Unam.

Mole Suspect #6 AI (right)
Favourite Sport: dodgeball (hurrah!)
Hobbies: reading
Favourite celebrity: Taylor Swift
A talent I have is: writing poems
My pet peeve is: my sister (please see indignant teacher comments about adorable younger siblings above)
I hate eating: broccoli (But it's the miracle veg that cleans out the old colon! This is a cross-curricular comment linking Healthy Living with Science - The Human Body.)
My favourite food is: pizza (Knew that one was coming).
My dream job is: to be a teacher (Just wait until you find yourself standing outside on yard duty in January sorting out who stole so-and-so's brick for the snow fort. Still. I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Yikes. I'm quoting Whitney Houston. Get back!)
I hate it when: it is (a subject she doesn't like)
I can be trusted all the time.
I do have a nickname. It is Grumpy Girl. (I've got pictures that go with this)